Subway teabagging

this morning i was on my train, in my comfy seat that i always get b/c my train is the last stop. It has it’s perks in the morning and its disservices in the evening. but as i was sitting there drinking my skinny vanilla latte and playing words with friends on my iphone, i was suddenly accosted by the man in front of me & his package. & by package i mean penis. i suppose another disadvantage of getting a seat on the train is that it puts your face at eye level with everyone’s junk. the train jolted and so did he which left me with a pelvis thrust to the face, as i was sipping my latte. the dropped latte and the spill on my blouse was nothing to the fact that i was borderline teabagged on the subway & he barely even noticed the contact. i guess he wasn’t working with too much. Tip of the day: STAY ALERT

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  1. Ashley Moser says:

    Bawhahahaha! this…is…the…best….story! still laughing! Hang on……ROFLMAO. Wow this really made me feel better. You could have missed your calling as a writer. Very descriptive Kel!!!

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